The only answer to the End Times is to pucker up


January 9, 2012 · 3:51 PM

In regards to Mr. Nash and his column concerning the end times. He has it all messed up and really needs to understand that there are only two options for the human population when that happens:

1. Sit down, put your head between your knees and kiss your butt goodbye.

2. If you are a Christian, get on your knees and pray to be forgiven for your sins, then sit down, put your head between your knees and kiss your butt goodbye.

Gerald Moriarty

Buckley

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